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Inspiration all the way July 2, 2008

Posted by itsritish in Inspiration, chumma timepass.
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As you travel through life there are always those times
When decisions just have to be made,
When the choices are hard, and solutions seem scarce,
And the rain seems to soak your parade.

There are some situations where all you can do
Is simply let go and move on,
Gather your courage and choose a direction
That carries you toward a new dawn.

So pack up your troubles and take a step forward -
The process of change can be tough,
But think about all the excitement ahead

There might be adventures you never imagined
Just waiting around the next bend,
And wishes and dreams just about to come true
In ways you can’t yet comprehend!

Perhaps you’ll find friendships that spring from new things
As you challenge your status quo,
And learn there are so many options in life,

Perhaps you’ll go places you never expected
And see things that you’ve never seen,
Or travel to fabulous, faraway worlds
And wonderful spots in between!

Perhaps you’ll find warmth and affection and caring
And somebody special who’s there
To help you stay cantered and listen with interest
To stories and feelings you share.

Perhaps you’ll find comfort in knowing your friends
Are supportive of all that you do,
And believe that whatever decisions you make,
They’ll be the right choices for you.

So keep putting one foot in front of the other,
And taking your life day by day…
There’s a brighter tomorrow that’s just down the road -
Don’t look back! You’re not going that way!

singh’s MBA preparation June 9, 2008

Posted by itsritish in chumma timepass, humour.
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I have’nt started my preparation as of yet.a few confusions prevail.will update the resources as i promised.keep watching.till then enjoy this joke about singh’s MBA preparation.

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Vrij came home.
Vrij: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Vrij: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Vrij: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Vrij: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Vrij: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Vrij: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Vrij: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Vrij: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Vrij: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don’t.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!